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Post by dylanblack on Aug 8, 2023 23:12:30 GMT -6
**Fade in. White House. Underground bunker.** *We see President Curtis sitting at the giant table in the underground bunker, a wall full of various sized screens are behind him.*
: Well, my enemy. My foe. My villain of the bi-week. It seems we have entered a real quizibuck here. You see, I was all ready to hype up U.S.A. versus Russia with this promo. Model it like a parody of Wargames. The Matthew Broderick 1980’s vehicle, not the match. And when I mentioned the movie "vehicle," I also would have made a joke how he murdered some people with a vehicle. Totally true, look it up if you don’t believe me. Goggle “Matthew Broderick car crash.” Oh right, you aren’t good at googling. Anyway, I had everything set up. Figured I should really pull out all the stops! Since my last promo was all fan-fic. Great fan-fic! Awesome fan-fic! At least I thought. Turned out to be a copy of a copy, and we all know those don’t work. *Curtis shrugs.*
: I was gonna kick your ass, I still will. It’s what this president does. But you want to disrespect me? Disrespect this business? You are in fact the opposite of anything and everything that would make AXW great. Instead of ripping you a new one verbally the same way I will be physically, instead of wasting my comedic gold on you, I’m going to leave you with a little something that has the same amount of class, prestige, and talent as you do. See you Monday. *Curtis gets up from the desk and leaves the shot as a video plays on all of the screens on the wall. ***Fade out.**
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