Post by dylanblack on Aug 8, 2023 23:12:59 GMT -6
Bournville Park, Birmingham UK. A small park just outside the city proper, about a city block in size, has a small creek running throw the middle of it, it is here we see BB Gunn sitting on a bench wearing a black starter jacket to keep his weak ass warm.
BB Gunn: Hello I am your host BB Gunn, and this is Shooting da shit, my guest this week is a new comer to Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling, but is no stranger to the business. She made her debut in Madison Square Garden where she put on quite the debut performance and grabbed a lot of peoples attention, and then got her first official win last week in her Legion debut. The Absolute Zero, Darlene. Thanks for being here Dar.
We pan out and we can now see Darlene is sitting on the other side of the bench with BB Gunn, cross-legged in her Vans Off the Wall's, black torn up jeans, her trademark faded black jean vest adorn with all types of punk and social movement patches, under it she wears a simple AXW crop top not seeming to be effected by the brisk 50 deg weather.
Dar: Thanks for having me BB, huh, you a little cold there what's up with the winter jacket.
BB Gunn: I'm a southern boy Dar I am not used to this weather.
Dar: Haha ok fair enough, I'm a mid-west girl so this is spring time for me.
BB Gunn: I'm just glad it stopped snowing. So let's jump right to it shall we?
Dar: Hey you're the pilot I'm just along for the ride.
BB Gunn: Let's start that the beginning, who is Darlene, what brought her here to the AXW and what are your goals now that you are here?
Her eyebrows go up a bit thinking about that for a second.
Dar: Well, who is Darlene? I'm pretty basic if you ask me, I'm just a gutter rat who's fought demons her whole life to get where she is at now. I'm originally from Cleveland Ohio, born and raised on the east side of town, and if you've listened to any Bone Thugs you know that's not the nicest of area's in that town.
BB Gunn: I've been to C-Town a few times, I'd agree, not the best of area's.
Dar: And it's no secret who my dad is, I grew up with a knowledge of the business but not really in it or around it per say. Pops wasn't around much, and I can't say I blame him my mother drove him crazy, so I guess to him it was just easier to tour the world doing what he was doing and just send money back to us, the problem with that is the money never got to me, whatever he did send my mother horded and used for her own means. So pretty early on, I had to learn how to survive on my own. And yeah, I've made a few mistakes in my past, maybe did a few things that now I look back on maybe I shouldn't have.
BB Gunn: Like the incident with the bomb?
Dar rolls her eyes.
Dar: No that I do not regret.
BB Gunn: Isnt it true tho you were almost charged with domestic terrorism?
Dar: Yes, and that's partially why I am here today, but what I did was not terrorism.
BB Gunn: Clear the air for our viewers.
Dar: I mean there's not much to clear up, I was charged for throwing a bomb into a crowd of "people" she makes the air quotes what wasn't reported, were those "people" were actually white nationalist Nazi's, and the "bomb" was actually a fire cracker.
BB Gunn: So they charged you with throwing a bomb, when it was actually a bottle rocket or something?
She makes a face like eeeeeehhh.
Dar: More like an M90? Anyways at worst it would only blow off a digit or two, and besides, like I said, Nazi's are not real people, they wanted their blood on the soil so bad, then so be it.
She shrugs.
BB Gunn: And it's because of that incident you are now here? How so?
Dar: Your guess is as good as mine but from what I can gather my pops heard about my arrest, got with our former owner V and pulled some strings or hell I have no clue how he did it but they got me out of there and to here where I was forced to start training and became and active member of the roster.
BB Gunn: So you're being forced to do this now?
Dar: Now? No. At first, a little bit, it was do this or go back to doing what I was doing, wondering around with no path, going where the winds of trouble took me, that sort of thing. Realizing that if I kept doing what I was doing I was eventually going to wind up dead, or worse in Gitmo.
BB Gunn: So, what changed your mind to want and do this on your own volition?
Dar: You ever been in the ring BB?
BB Gunn: Well...yeah.
Dar: No I mean, as a competitor.
BB Gunn: Before getting shelved and forced to the booth due to injury, yeah I've done a few matches.
Dar: How would you describe it? Being in that ring, with thousands of people cheering, or even booing you, but having them react to your every action.
BB Gunn: Better than sex.
Dar: Right, and I got a taste of that, just a taste at Madison Square Garden, one of the mecca's of this business, and it tasted FANTASTIC. Like the best cake I have ever had in my life, the best high from the longest rail, hell even like you said, better than sex. I was hooked. Never in a million years would I have guessed that people would react to me, let alone cheer me on, and even chant my name. It's become my new addiction BB, one I hope to never seek treatment for. And its because of that, because of the way the fans reacted, put their support behind me, accepted me as one of their own, that my goals now, here in the AXW are simple, I mean, if your not doing this to be the best why are we doing it at all right? So that's my goal, to become King of the AXW, and I vow to be Extremely Violent Everyday till I achieve that goal.
BB raises his eyebrow at King, she raises hers back at him like go on, question it, but he doesn't.
BB Gunn: Well you might be getting an opportunity to do that sooner than later here coming up on February 25th, live at the 02 Appollo in Manchester you'll be facing off against three other competitors in a two falls match to determine the new number one contenders for both the AXW Undisputed Championship and the XHF European Championship. Do you have a preference on which title you'd like to challenge for if you were to win this match?
Dar: It's like I said before BB, if you're not here to be the best why are you here right? I'd love to challenge for the Undisputed title no doubt about that, one because I think Caff is a punk ass bitch and I could easily hand him his own ass, two because I actually like Dread and wouldn't want to have to face him, not because I am scared, but because I wouldn't want to have to hurt someone so damn entertaining. That and I have a thing for BBW's but I digress. I'm down to challenge either title at anytime. But I have to get throw this match first, and it wont be easy.
BB Gunn: Not at all, first off you have the new comer Tony Crew who is also trying to make a name for himself.
Dar: I love Tony, he's a sweetheart, the couple of time's I've bumped into him back stage he's be nothing but a pro. Big dude too, big big dude he's what something like 6'10 three hundo?
BB Gunn: 6'8" 285 but close enough.
Dar: Yeah, that's a whole lot of chocolate man meat. Granted he's as green as that grass is over there is, but hey, I'm an Absolute Zero in this business also, I know first hand just how dangerous use green horns can be, and that dude, man he's a freak of an athlete if he doesn't win this match it wont be long before he finds himself in the mix anyways. But being as nice as he is, as big as he is, and as strong as he is, I wont hesitate to put his face to the floor with a big ol Stomp to the back of the head.
BB Gunn: Well another competitor who might have something to say about that is Edmund the fourth.
Dar: The fourth what? The fourth cuck that Mutt has had? The fourth master? Fuck Edmund, fuck everything he stands for, and fuck his fairy tail fantasy that hes some kind of king of Supremia. I'm going to show old Eddy boy that not all fairy tails have happy endings, no most of them are actually nightmares. So he can sit at ring side, flap his asshole all night long, as I kick the ever living shit out of his toothless dog Mutt and go on to show him what a true King looks like.
BB Gunn: Speaking of Kings, we also have a former champion in his own right The Anomoly in this match.
Dar: Ah yes, the odd's on favorite to win the whole thing right? The man, is he a man? Well I guess we've seen him with his shirt off so yeah, unless she's flatter than me and I don't think that's possible.
She chuckles a bit.
Dar: The Anomoly, used the be great, used to be THE man in this company, hell he'll even tell you he took my pops to his limit and beyond, not something many people can claim, so yeah The Anomoly of the past could be, should be, the number one contender, but this isn't the same Anomoly of old, no, this one, this one seems to have a glitch in the system, and if he isn't careful, I just might rip that mask off his ugly ass face and beat him within an inch of his life with it.
She gives an ever so slight sadistic grin.
BB Gunn: Well there you have it folks, Darlene throwing the gauntlet down to her other competitors, will she walk out of the O2 Apollo as the new number one contender for the Undisputed or European title, or will she become a footnote in someone else history, find out February 25th LIVE Only on AXW TV, on the XHF Network. Thanks again Dar
He reaches out and she shakes his hand.
Dar: Thanks for having me BB, now, speaking of chocolate, you uh...you wanna go check out this Cadbury World museum just up the street here?
BB Gunn: Fuck it it's got to be warmer than being outside, yeah let's go.
BB Gunn: Hello I am your host BB Gunn, and this is Shooting da shit, my guest this week is a new comer to Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling, but is no stranger to the business. She made her debut in Madison Square Garden where she put on quite the debut performance and grabbed a lot of peoples attention, and then got her first official win last week in her Legion debut. The Absolute Zero, Darlene. Thanks for being here Dar.
We pan out and we can now see Darlene is sitting on the other side of the bench with BB Gunn, cross-legged in her Vans Off the Wall's, black torn up jeans, her trademark faded black jean vest adorn with all types of punk and social movement patches, under it she wears a simple AXW crop top not seeming to be effected by the brisk 50 deg weather.
Dar: Thanks for having me BB, huh, you a little cold there what's up with the winter jacket.
BB Gunn: I'm a southern boy Dar I am not used to this weather.
Dar: Haha ok fair enough, I'm a mid-west girl so this is spring time for me.
BB Gunn: I'm just glad it stopped snowing. So let's jump right to it shall we?
Dar: Hey you're the pilot I'm just along for the ride.
BB Gunn: Let's start that the beginning, who is Darlene, what brought her here to the AXW and what are your goals now that you are here?
Her eyebrows go up a bit thinking about that for a second.
Dar: Well, who is Darlene? I'm pretty basic if you ask me, I'm just a gutter rat who's fought demons her whole life to get where she is at now. I'm originally from Cleveland Ohio, born and raised on the east side of town, and if you've listened to any Bone Thugs you know that's not the nicest of area's in that town.
BB Gunn: I've been to C-Town a few times, I'd agree, not the best of area's.
Dar: And it's no secret who my dad is, I grew up with a knowledge of the business but not really in it or around it per say. Pops wasn't around much, and I can't say I blame him my mother drove him crazy, so I guess to him it was just easier to tour the world doing what he was doing and just send money back to us, the problem with that is the money never got to me, whatever he did send my mother horded and used for her own means. So pretty early on, I had to learn how to survive on my own. And yeah, I've made a few mistakes in my past, maybe did a few things that now I look back on maybe I shouldn't have.
BB Gunn: Like the incident with the bomb?
Dar rolls her eyes.
Dar: No that I do not regret.
BB Gunn: Isnt it true tho you were almost charged with domestic terrorism?
Dar: Yes, and that's partially why I am here today, but what I did was not terrorism.
BB Gunn: Clear the air for our viewers.
Dar: I mean there's not much to clear up, I was charged for throwing a bomb into a crowd of "people" she makes the air quotes what wasn't reported, were those "people" were actually white nationalist Nazi's, and the "bomb" was actually a fire cracker.
BB Gunn: So they charged you with throwing a bomb, when it was actually a bottle rocket or something?
She makes a face like eeeeeehhh.
Dar: More like an M90? Anyways at worst it would only blow off a digit or two, and besides, like I said, Nazi's are not real people, they wanted their blood on the soil so bad, then so be it.
She shrugs.
BB Gunn: And it's because of that incident you are now here? How so?
Dar: Your guess is as good as mine but from what I can gather my pops heard about my arrest, got with our former owner V and pulled some strings or hell I have no clue how he did it but they got me out of there and to here where I was forced to start training and became and active member of the roster.
BB Gunn: So you're being forced to do this now?
Dar: Now? No. At first, a little bit, it was do this or go back to doing what I was doing, wondering around with no path, going where the winds of trouble took me, that sort of thing. Realizing that if I kept doing what I was doing I was eventually going to wind up dead, or worse in Gitmo.
BB Gunn: So, what changed your mind to want and do this on your own volition?
Dar: You ever been in the ring BB?
BB Gunn: Well...yeah.
Dar: No I mean, as a competitor.
BB Gunn: Before getting shelved and forced to the booth due to injury, yeah I've done a few matches.
Dar: How would you describe it? Being in that ring, with thousands of people cheering, or even booing you, but having them react to your every action.
BB Gunn: Better than sex.
Dar: Right, and I got a taste of that, just a taste at Madison Square Garden, one of the mecca's of this business, and it tasted FANTASTIC. Like the best cake I have ever had in my life, the best high from the longest rail, hell even like you said, better than sex. I was hooked. Never in a million years would I have guessed that people would react to me, let alone cheer me on, and even chant my name. It's become my new addiction BB, one I hope to never seek treatment for. And its because of that, because of the way the fans reacted, put their support behind me, accepted me as one of their own, that my goals now, here in the AXW are simple, I mean, if your not doing this to be the best why are we doing it at all right? So that's my goal, to become King of the AXW, and I vow to be Extremely Violent Everyday till I achieve that goal.
BB raises his eyebrow at King, she raises hers back at him like go on, question it, but he doesn't.
BB Gunn: Well you might be getting an opportunity to do that sooner than later here coming up on February 25th, live at the 02 Appollo in Manchester you'll be facing off against three other competitors in a two falls match to determine the new number one contenders for both the AXW Undisputed Championship and the XHF European Championship. Do you have a preference on which title you'd like to challenge for if you were to win this match?
Dar: It's like I said before BB, if you're not here to be the best why are you here right? I'd love to challenge for the Undisputed title no doubt about that, one because I think Caff is a punk ass bitch and I could easily hand him his own ass, two because I actually like Dread and wouldn't want to have to face him, not because I am scared, but because I wouldn't want to have to hurt someone so damn entertaining. That and I have a thing for BBW's but I digress. I'm down to challenge either title at anytime. But I have to get throw this match first, and it wont be easy.
BB Gunn: Not at all, first off you have the new comer Tony Crew who is also trying to make a name for himself.
Dar: I love Tony, he's a sweetheart, the couple of time's I've bumped into him back stage he's be nothing but a pro. Big dude too, big big dude he's what something like 6'10 three hundo?
BB Gunn: 6'8" 285 but close enough.
Dar: Yeah, that's a whole lot of chocolate man meat. Granted he's as green as that grass is over there is, but hey, I'm an Absolute Zero in this business also, I know first hand just how dangerous use green horns can be, and that dude, man he's a freak of an athlete if he doesn't win this match it wont be long before he finds himself in the mix anyways. But being as nice as he is, as big as he is, and as strong as he is, I wont hesitate to put his face to the floor with a big ol Stomp to the back of the head.
BB Gunn: Well another competitor who might have something to say about that is Edmund the fourth.
Dar: The fourth what? The fourth cuck that Mutt has had? The fourth master? Fuck Edmund, fuck everything he stands for, and fuck his fairy tail fantasy that hes some kind of king of Supremia. I'm going to show old Eddy boy that not all fairy tails have happy endings, no most of them are actually nightmares. So he can sit at ring side, flap his asshole all night long, as I kick the ever living shit out of his toothless dog Mutt and go on to show him what a true King looks like.
BB Gunn: Speaking of Kings, we also have a former champion in his own right The Anomoly in this match.
Dar: Ah yes, the odd's on favorite to win the whole thing right? The man, is he a man? Well I guess we've seen him with his shirt off so yeah, unless she's flatter than me and I don't think that's possible.
She chuckles a bit.
Dar: The Anomoly, used the be great, used to be THE man in this company, hell he'll even tell you he took my pops to his limit and beyond, not something many people can claim, so yeah The Anomoly of the past could be, should be, the number one contender, but this isn't the same Anomoly of old, no, this one, this one seems to have a glitch in the system, and if he isn't careful, I just might rip that mask off his ugly ass face and beat him within an inch of his life with it.
She gives an ever so slight sadistic grin.
BB Gunn: Well there you have it folks, Darlene throwing the gauntlet down to her other competitors, will she walk out of the O2 Apollo as the new number one contender for the Undisputed or European title, or will she become a footnote in someone else history, find out February 25th LIVE Only on AXW TV, on the XHF Network. Thanks again Dar
He reaches out and she shakes his hand.
Dar: Thanks for having me BB, now, speaking of chocolate, you uh...you wanna go check out this Cadbury World museum just up the street here?
BB Gunn: Fuck it it's got to be warmer than being outside, yeah let's go.