Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Oct 27, 2020 21:00:46 GMT -6
..::JWF Wednesday Night Warzone E1:S1::..
[*Hysteria* begins as The Celtic Warrior, BloodHeart struts out onto the entrance ramp looking very cocky. He proceeds to smack his Biceps and shout "That's right... I AM HERE". The crowd boo with dis-contempt, it's obvious they don't like him already. Although he is not bothered, in-fact he couldn't care less. He continues his charge to the ring, calling for a mic in the process before stepping into the ring.]
BloodHeart: Well well well...
***BOOS***
BloodHeart: JWF's first EVER Wednesday Night Warzone, and I am the man to open the show... And I will be the man to close the show when I beat Marius Maxima in the main event tonight!
[He laughs egotistically. The crowd just boo even more.]
BloodHeart: You see fellas, I am THE wrestler that WILL be the one to set this company ablaze! I will be the wrestler to bring this company to it's great heights!
***YOU SUCK! Clap, Clap, clap clap clap! YOU SUCK!***
BloodHeart: You can all take the p*ss! You can all try and make me look like a fool! But I am the wrestler! You are the fans! So shut your god damn mouths and show some respect before I go out there and knock every single one of you silly! None of you will be laughing when I make this company big! None of you will be laughing when...
[He smirks at the hard cam.]
BloodHeart: ...I win The Chicago Challenge and become the first EVER JWF World Heavyweight Champion!
***BOOS, Shut the f*ck up! Clap, clap, clap clap clap! BOOS***
BloodHeart: I am the Celtic Warrior! I am the future of Wrestling! I am the FUTURE JWF World Heavyweight Champion! And if ya got a problem with that fella, well you can go shove it up your 'arse!
***BOOS***
[*Keys N Krates - All The Time* blasts out of the PA System as the lights don pink and Miss Macy Masterdon steps out of the entrance way and into the ring. The majority of the male audience cat call and whistle at her as she makes her way into the ring. BloodHeart holds out his hands as though to say, "woah stop". Proceeding to open the middle rope allowing her to slip in, in her hand is a JWF Mic.]
***CHEERS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: Welcome to the Juggernaut Wrestling Federation peeps! I'm Miss Macy Masterdon, one of the owners of JWF alongside Boss Jr. Wow, what a great show we have for you tonight ay?... Oh, *She notices BloodHeart* it seems as though you've already met one of our signees...
[She signals towards BloodHeart sarcastically, who is standing on the opposite side of the ring.]
BloodHeart: That's right m'lady, these fellas know who I AM alright.
***BOOS***
Miss Macy Masterdon *Sarcastically*: Yes, I can tell they like you verrrrryyyy much.
BloodHeart: Sorry gorgeous but trying to take the p*ss is something I don't really like a lot in a Women...
***BOOS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: Woah, hold up. What did you just call me?
BloodHeart: A women...?
Miss Macy Masterdon: Yea because I'M a man... No, before that.
BloodHeart: Gorgeous?
Miss Macy Masterdon: Ahhhhh, that's the one.
[She kicks him in the balls!]
***MASSIVE CHEERS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: Call me it once more, I dare ya.
[He clasps his balls now, lifts the microphone to his mouth and says...]
BloodHeart: Your such a b*tc-
[*Bro Safari - The Drop* plays as Boss Jr. in his black suit and tie storms to the ring.]
***BOOS***
[He slides into the ring angrily.]
Boss Jr.: Who do YOU think you are going around here kicking people in the nuts?... Huh?... "gorgeous"...
Miss Macy Masterdon: Phhhffftt, and I thought you couldn't get anymore child-like. Stop acting like a fool Jr., you sure as well know that anyone who calls me "gorgeous" gets kicked square right in the balls! And your lucky I haven't done it to you yet, simply because I have to do commentary with you now but if I didn't... You would be on the floor next to him.
***CHEERS***
[BloodHeart rolls out of the ring now, clasping his balls in pain. He walks to the back as MMM and Jr. take a seat at the commentary table, ready to call the opening match here tonight.]
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Captain Rump vs Redneck Rick
---
[ *Ass Man* fills the arena as Captain Rump's titantron appears on the stage. Various clips appear across the stage showing some of Rump's previous matches. The crowd boos as he makes his way out from backstage and into the arena. Captain Rump stands proudly at the entrance wearing his normal attire, which consists of a red and black mask, skin tight full body red spandex, masked by a pair of black briefs, black boots, and black gloves. A black cape wraps around and hangs down a few inches away from the floor. He turns himself around and shakes his massive rump for a few seconds which causes the crowd to boo once more. He smiles at his own action and soaks in the crowd's hateful energy as he makes his way down to the ring. Captain Rump makes his way toward the center of the ring. He removes his cape and drapes it over the nearby corner turnbuckle.]
***BOOS***
[*Ace Of Spades* plays as a video of a compilation of Redneck Rick slamming people and some very good looking panning shots. He blasts out from backstage on a quad bike and stops just before the ramp, revs the engine and blasts down to the ring. He then does a lap of the ring before getting off the quad and sliding into the ring. He then stands on each turnbuckle and poses with his arm raised high.]
***CHEERS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: Both heavyweights in their primes here, with Rump being only 28 and Rick being 27,
Boss Jr.: *Sarcastically* Wow, great fact M. I'm just interested to see who leaves here victor.
[*DING! DING!* Redneck Rick tempts Captain Rump to lock in a collar and shoulder tie up with him! Rump shakes his head! Wait no he doesn't! He shakes his ass at Rick! Rick doesn't look one bit impressed. What's Rump doing now? He's pointing at Rick to shake his ass!! At first the Tremendous Texan seems to dis it. But then he shakes his booty!!! The crowd erupt in massive cheers!
Miss Macy Masterdon: Oh god! My eyes!
[BIG BOOT! MASSIVE BIG BOOT FROM RUMP TO RICK! Rump delivers a big boot to Rick causing him to fall to the mat. Rump walks over to a nearby corner turnbuckle and climbs to the top. Rump leaps off the turnbuckle and crashes down onto Rick with his GIANT BELLY!!!! squashing the Tremendous Texan against the mat! Rump drags Rick close to the corner turnbuckle. Rump climbs the turnbuckle bounces a few times before leaping off and SLAMMING HIS RUMP DOWN AGAINST THE REDNECK'S STOMACH!!!. Rump climbs up the turnbuckle ONCE MORE! He proceeds to bounce again, then leaps off crashing his MASSIVE ASS INTO REDNECK RICK! He proceeds to go for a COVER!
ONE!
TWO
THREE!
[DING! DING! Massive victory for Rump over Redneck Rick here tonight!]
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Marius Maxima vs BloodHeart
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[DING! DING! The opening bell rings now as both men lock up! Marius Maxima, the face of the Coliseum going one on one with the Celtic Warrior here in WNW's main event!]
Miss Macy Masterdon: You know what's funny, Jr.? The Romans and the Celts have a hell of a lotta history between them. I mean, if I can recall correctly. The Romans, specifically 500 of them, managed to defeat the Celts who had at least 5,000 odd warriors.
Boss Jr.: And? History doesn't always repeat itself M!
[Marius charges at BloodHeart with a massive headlock. Locking it in here as Heart tries his best to escape. The crowd rallying behind the Roman tonight!]
Miss Macy Masterdon: Maxima is surely the fan favourite in this match, if not THE favourite to win overall.
Boss Jr.: Don't get your little hopes up, you've seen nothing from BloodHeart yet. This kid's got it all, power, physicality, and determination to pull out the win in Warzone's first ever main event.
[BloodHeart pushes Maxima against the ropes! However Maxima retaliates with a massive lariat! No! BloodHeart ducking under! Rebounding off the rope here! BIG BOOT to "The Face Of The Coliseum" as he hits the mat! Heart looks towards the crowd now, banging his chest with cockiness.]
***BOOS***
[The Celtic Warrior just ignores the fan's response as Maxima returns to his feet. BloodHeart smashes Marius' face in now with a couple of hard rights. The Face Of The Coliseum is a bit dazed however that does not stop him from hitting a few stiff rights in return!]
***CHEERS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: Couple of hard right punches here from both men as they try their absolute best to gain the advantage.
Boss Jr.: This BloodHeart kid seems like somebody that would go far under MY wing.
***BOOS***
[Heart with a jab to the eyes! The ref tells him off now but he couldn't care less. BloodHeart whipping Maxima into the corner! He charges towards him! THUD! His shoulders crash into the Roman's chest! THUD! Once more now! THUD! THUD! THUD! He comes back a bit to gloat some more before going on the attack again. Maxima moves! THUDDD! BloodHeart's shoulder crashing right under the turnbuckle and into the ring post! Maxima rolls him up with a quick pin!]
One!
Two!
Thre-
[NO! Kickout from the Celtic Warrior as he rises and kicks Maxima's head clean off!]
***BOOS***
Boss Jr.: Yeah! You get him kiddo!
Miss Macy Masterdon: Bloodheart seems to be the one who has gained the advantage here.
Boss Jr.: I knew he would! This kid is going places, I'm telling you M! He is the clear favourite to win the Chicago Challenge and become the inaugeral JWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Miss Macy Masterdon: The same could be said for Marius Maxima aswell.
[Heart lifts Maxima up, stares him in the face and SPITS at him!]
***BOOS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: What a sign of disrespect!
Boss Jr.: I love it!
[Maxima wiping the spit away! BloodHeart mocks him, "What are ya gonna do fella? Huh?" HEADBUTT! BloodHeart stumbles as Marius Maxima regains conscience! HEADBUTT AGAIN! BloodHeart is losing it, becoming unconscious! HEADBUTT FOR THE THIRD TIME! BloodHeart drops to the floor! Maxima calls for it! The - NO! Heart rolls out of the ring!]
***BOOS***
Boss Jr.: Great ring awareness makes a great wrestler.
[BloodHeart holds his head in pain as he walks around the ringside area. Meanwhile Marius looks towards The Celtic Warrior standing outside the ring and calls for a dive?! A dive from a heavyweight! He bounces off of the ropes and charges through the middle rope into...]
[CRACK!]
***BOOS***
[DING! DING!]
Miss Macy Masterdon: Oh for the love of god!
[BloodHeart just smacked a steel chair around the head of Maxima as he went for the dive! The Roman laying unconscious on the middle rope. The Celtic Warrior smiles before smacking him once more with the chair!]
***BOOS***
[Miss Macy Masterdon get's up from the announcer's table, she grabs a microphone from the side!]
***CHEERS***
Miss Macy Masterdon: BloodHeart you have just made a terrible mistake! In the very first main event of the very first Wednesday Night Warzone and you have just caused it to be a DQ! Now before you get into ANYMORE trouble put the chair down before I suspend you indefinitely!
***CHEERS***
[BloodHeart chuckles...]
[CRACKKK!]
[Once more he crashes the steel chair over Marius Maxima's head. MMM is fuming!]
Miss Macy Masterdon: That's it! You are suspended indefinitely! Now head back to my office before I fir-
[Boss Jr. pushes past MMM and walks towards BloodHeart, a grin upon his face, a mic within his hands.]
Boss Jr.: Woah, woah woah... Not so fast sunshine. We BOTH own this company, therefore you do NOT go around here calling the shots. BloodHeart shall NOT be suspended, BloodHeart shall NOT be fired. For BloodHeart is now the NEW member of "The Cabinet"... For BloodHeart is MY wrestler, and if I can "recall correctly", I was the one who signed him to a contract for the JWF therefore I decide whether he gets suspended or not! And as far as you are concerned, he shall not...
***BOOS***
[BloodHeart's music plays as both Boss Jr., who has now got his arm around BloodHeart, and Heart make their way up the entrance ramp towards the back. Jr. is talking in Heart's ear, probably giving him advice and critique on his latest match. Whereas on the far side of the pub Maxima is being checked on by local medical staff and MMM herself.]
[The screen fades to black as WNW comes to a sudden close. We'll see you next week!]
OOC:
[Or not!]
Oh man, what a sucky show. I put the two owners over more than the wrestlers and made a stupid DQ finish for the main event. Anyone would think I'm Mongo!
Wait, I'm not actually him am I?
[Or not!]
Oh man, what a sucky show. I put the two owners over more than the wrestlers and made a stupid DQ finish for the main event. Anyone would think I'm Mongo!
Wait, I'm not actually him am I?