Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Oct 28, 2020 19:52:34 GMT -6
Excessive Force
World/Internet Championship (6-pack)
Razor VS Judge VS Wolverine VS Lex VS SX VS Grayz
(Manbeast/Special Guest Referee)
(Manbeast/Special Guest Referee)
azReTRO : In possibly the biggest match in DiWF history, We come to the main event at Excessive Force. This match will pit all the best in men the federation has to offer against one another, fighting for the two biggest prizes in the game today. The DiWF Internet Title, and the DiWF World Championship.
Anti_Thespian : The six best my ass! There's no Manbeast in there!
azReTRO : Oh will you shut up! This match is big enough without that maniacal lunatic in it!
Anti_Thespian : That's a two time Champ you're talking about there mister! I don't think he'd appreciate that sort of language!
azReTRO : Well I don't thi...
As he is speaking Metallica strikes up over the speakers and the fans erupt as the Owner of DiWF, Scorbutic, steps out and swaggers towards the ring.
azReTRO : It's the commissioner! Now what does he want?
Anti_Thespian : Oh great! Here we go. He sets this stupid match up and now we have to hear him dribble on Pay Per View!
Scorbutic : It has come to my attention that one of the DiWF's top names is missing from this match. That name is Manbeast's.
Anti_Thespian : HA! Keep talking!
The crowd boo at the mention of the name Manbeast.
Scorbutic : Well I don't think that will be a problem, because for this match, Manbeast will be the special referee!
azReTRO : What?!
Anti_Thespian : Ooooh boy! This should be GREAT!
Manbeast appears at the top of the rampway, and he stares around into the crowd before ripping off his shirt to reveal a referees jersey underneath. Scorbutic leaves the arena to faint boos as Manbeast slides in and waits for the match to begin.
azReTRO : Now why the hell is Manbeast the Special Guest Referee?!
Anti_Thespian : Scorbutic just said why! Because he realized he made such a big mistake by not having him in this match, and now, here he is!
azReTRO : Well something isn't really sitting right with me...
Anti_Thespian : That's just your lunch! Relax would you!
P. Diddy and Notorious BIG's "Victory" hits over the loud speaker and the crowd begins to boo as Charles Grayz comes out and waves to all the fans indignantly. He slides into the ring and immediately shakes hands with Manbeast.
azReTRO : Oh come on! How can anyone consider this at ALL fair?!
Anti_Thespian : That is this years king of the ring! You don't get to a position like that by cheating. And even if he cheats, he's the king! Who is going to tell him otherwise?!
Next up Razor appears to "Click Boom" and enters the ring as well. He also looks friendly with the members of the horsemen. Magus's Theme then follows Judge into the ring and they all stand in the middle talking.
azReTRO : This is insane!
Just then the stadium lights dim and "Beautiful People" rings over the PA much to the delight of the crowd. They stand and cheer as SX comes out. He waits at the top of the ring, and "Never gonna stop" is the change up, and out comes the DiWF Internet Champion. He is closely proceeded by the Offspring playing "Come out and Play" and the DiWF World Champion Lex comes out. The crowd cheers for the three at the top of the rampway, and at a nod from Lex the three of them run towards the ring and pick out a man. Lex and Judge begin throwing punches, as do Razor and Wolverine and Grayz and SX.
azReTRO : And here we go this match is officially underway! The bell has rung to decide the new Internet and World Champions!
There is a sense of anticipation as all men are now squared off. Wolverine and Razor have continued feuding where the left off, and Wolverine manages to knock Razor over the top and follows him out as they continue to brawl.
azReTRO : Well Manbeast obviously isn't even going to count if someone goes outside the ring here!
Anti_Thespian : Hey that's an official you're talking about here! And a very good one at that!
Lex is being knocked about by Judge, the 7 footer has been desperate to get his hands on the Champion. Judge is laying quick successive punches into Lex before he whips him into the ropes and pulls off a diving reverse DDT! Manbeast gets down for the count. ..1 ..2 but SX breaks it by kicking Judge. Grayz grabs SX though just after he saves Lex, and delivers a German Suplex. Grayz hasn't released his grip and it allows Judge to come up in front and grab him looking for a choke slam. Lex is back up and hits Grayz in the back and he releases the hold. Lex quickly grabs Grayz and puts him into a German Suplex of his own.
azReTRO : Lex showing the suplex master he is not the only one who can conquer the holds.
Judge brings SX off the ground for the chokeslam but before he can take him down, SX wraps his legs around Judge's arm and as Judge goes to slam him down, SX turns the move into a horizontal arm bar.
azReTRO : What an awesome counter from SX! He really looks to be on his game tonight.
In the meantime Razor and Wolverine are belting each other just outside the ring, and Razor whips Wolverine into the steel steps. Wolverine lands with a thud and Razor turns him over and smashes his head against the steel. He does so again and then picks Wolverine up as if to take him somewhere else, but then he looks at Wolverine and again at the steel steps, before he begins frantically ramming Wolverine's head into the unforgiving steel. The crowd starts to count as he goes. ...7...8...9...10. He then picks Wolverine up and throws him into the crowd!
azReTRO : I don't think Razor cares about the pin at all here. He has just gone insane and seems to be happily picking apart Wolverine.
Anti_Thespian : I wish I could go up there and help him get a piece of Wolverine!
azReTRO : Well why don't you? I don't even want you in commentary!
Anti_Thespian : Oh it's ah, my bad knees. I'm in a wheelchair you see and I cou...
azReTRO : Oh just shut up and call the match you liar!
In the meantime Grayz has come across and hit SX with a baseball slide to the back of the head to break the hold with SX. Grayz then turns as Lex comes towards him and Grayz with a quick kick to the gut delivers a T-Bone suplex to the Champion. Grayz looks annoyed that Lex used a suplex on him, and he delivers a destructive overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Lex flying straight out of the ring!
Anti_Thespian : Fighting fire with fire. Or suplexes with suplexes you might say.
Judge has won the physical war with SX and has whipped him into the corner. Grayz comes over and both he and Judge go up top to deliver a double superplex to SX! But SX manages to punch Grayz in the face and send him toppling out of the ring. He then manages to grab Judge, he is setting him up for the Xplizit off the top rope! But Judge gets an elbow to the head of SX, and he falls back, head first into the ring. But Judge has lost his balance and slips off the ropes and falls out of the ring. Lex has slid back into the ring as SX stands up looking a bit groggy but eyeing Grayz and Judge outside the ring. Lex sees this and runs towards SX. Lex with a kick to gut of SX. Lex has just hooked the arm.
azReTRO : Lexecution! The champ has just finished off SX! He goes for the pin! 1..2..3! SX has just been knocked out of the six pack match! But that was an awfully quick count by Manbeast!
Anti_Thespian : No it wasn't! You are just seeing things!
SX stands up in the middle of the ring with a look of shock on his face after Lex just pinned him and Manbeast's count. He looks at them both for a second and then screams "screw this!" and leaves through the crowd!
azReTRO : Well there is no room for friendship in championship matches, and SX continues his new anti-DiWF attitude.
Anti_Thespian : Like I said. SX used to be cool. But now look at him!
Judge is back into the ring fast as is Grayz and all of a sudden it looks suspiciously like a 2 on 1. Judge goes for a punch but Lex ducks it, and Grayz tries to follow it up with a spinning heel kick, but Lex grabs his foot and delivers an enziguri! Grayz goes down and Judge grabs Lex and whips him towards the ropes, but Lex flies off them and hits Judge with a cross body! Grayz is up and Lex hits him with a drop kick, sending him straight back down! Judge lumbers back to his feet, but Lex hits him with the evenflow DDT!
azReTRO : The Champion is on fire here!
Grayz is back up and Lex tries to whip him into the ropes, but Grayz reverses it and drags Lex straight back towards him and knees him in the gut. He immediately hooks Lex's arm and delivers a snap vertical suplex. He doesn't break the hold and this time he lifts and holds Lex up in the arm for a few seconds before sending him crashing back down to the mat.
Anti_Thespian : That'll show the champ whose boss!
Grayz takes the Champion over to the corner and has managed to get him up top.
azReTRO : This could be all over right here! Grayz has set him up! The Deathstroke! Grayz just delivered the German Suplex to Lex off the top rope! Manbeast with the count! ..1 ..2 kickout! Lex has just kicked out!
Grayz comes over and starts arguing the count with Manbeast but Lex comes from behind and delivers a reverse Lex-Factor to him! Judge is back up though, and the problems just don't stop for Lex, as he walks backwards straight into the full nelson lock arm from Judge.
azReTRO : Judge looks like he has him set here! Judgement Day! Lex is down and Manbeast starts the pin! ..1 ..2Wait! That's Wolverine!
Wolverine has come out of nowhere to save his partner by pulling Judge's foot and getting him off of Lex! But Razor has followed him and with a swift forearm to the back of the head he rolls Wolverine back into the ring. Judge is right there to get his hands on him, and Judge with a kick to the gut whips him to the corner! Razor follows him in and the two start pounding away at the opened up Wolverine! Lex comes across and grabs Razor and hits him with a spinebuster! Lex gets Razor up and whips him into the ropes, but as Lex goes for the cross body, Razor jumps into a drop kick and gets Lex in mid air! Lex falls with a fury and Razor immediately capitalizes with the Razor Stretch!
azReTRO : Lex is in a lot of pain here and could tap out!
Wolverine has now started to fight back against the Judge and now Wolverine managed to get to the top rope on the big man and deliver a Hurricanrana that rolls Judge right out of the ring! Wolverine follows him out as his partner struggles over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rung. But Razor isn't breaking the hold and Manbeast eventually has to break Razor's hold himself. Razor looks highly annoyed but lets it go. Lex is up quickly and has a slight limp, but as Razor argues with Manbeast Lex hooks Razor's arm and looks for the Lexecution! He gets Razor off the ground but Grayz comes flying across with a chop block to the knee of Lex. Lex falls to the floor and Razor falls awkwardly on his back! Lex is up quickly and he grabs Grayz, and he delivers the Super Nova! Grayz goes down but Lex doesn't take the count! Lex goes straight back over to the groggy Razor and hits him with a right arm, followed by another, and then another, he now whips Razor into the ropes but as he does so, Grayz comes flying across and rolls Lex up into the pin. Razor grabs the top rope to stop his momentum as Grayz has a small package! 1.2.3! Lex has been pinned by Grayz and is out of the 6 pack!
azReTRO : Oh come on! That last count was quick on SX! But that one was just blatantly too fast!
Anti_Thespian : Oh it was not! It just looked that way because your little favorite Lex got pinned by a technical master!
Lex stands up dismayed and looks to hit Manbeast, but Manbeast hits him with a right hand and throws him out of the ring. Officials come down escort Lex backstage.
azReTRO : Well the champion is already eliminated and this match is wide open!
Grayz struts across the ring with a very cocky look on his face after pinning the champ, but Razor comes out of nowhere and clothelines him. In the meantime Wolverine is still being dealt with outside the ring. Judge tries to whip Wolverine into the ringpost, but Wolverine gets the reversal and whips Judge head first into the posts, knocking him to the ground. Wolverine stops for a second to take a deep breath of air before sliding back into the ring. Razor is stomping away at Grayz and Wolverine comes up for a simple roll up on Razor! ..1 ..2kickout by Razor.
Anti_Thespian : That low down sneaky ba...
azReTRO : But Grayz just did that AND got a fast count and you thought it was fine!
Anti_Thespian : But that was on Lex.
azReTRO : You are impossible.
Razor and Wolverine go at it again. This time Razor goes to whip Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it, and Razor goes flying into them, and is hit by a Samoa Drop! Wolverine makes the pin! ..1 ..2 kickout again by Razor. Now Grayz comes back across and grabs Wolverine quickly! A Cradle Suplex! Grayz gets him up again quickly! And he hits him with a bulldog DDT! That could be all for Wolverine! ..1 ..2kickout again by Wolverine!
azReTRO : The Internet champ showing some real resilience here!
Razor comes across to attack Wolverine, but Grayz kicks Razor in the gut and delivers a double-underhook suplex! He stands up and wipes his hands in Razor's direction before giving him an elbow drop for good measure. He ignores the pin and walks back over to Wolverine who had enough time to go up top and delivers a missile dropkick to Grayz! Grayz goes down, but Razor gets him up quickly and hooks Grayz arm for a vertical suplex. But Grayz reverses it into one of his own! He doesn't release the hold and gets him up again. He is looking for another suplex, but Razor blocks it with his leg, and then manages to hit a suplex of his own. Grayz rolls away from Razor, but doesn't get far. He stands up and sees Judge standing there! Grayz slowly backs away but only as far as Razor, and Grayz looks cornered. Grayz starts trying to talk to them both, and then looks across for some assistance from Manbeast, but none comes and Razor nails Grayz to the floor. Judge and Razor pick him up and hit Grayz with a double man vertical suplex! Grayz is down! Wolverine comes across and clotheslines Razor after a short time of recovery, but Grayz is still in trouble! Judge makes the cover! ..1 ..2
azReTRO : Wait, Manbeast has stopped the count so Judge pulls Grayz off the mat. Manbeast insists he saw a shoulder go up! That cheat!
Anti_Thespian : Hey!
azReTRO : Well I don't think it will matter now! Judge hooks Grayz arms! Judgement day! Grayz is pinned! ..1 ..2 ..3! And Grayz has been eliminated from the 6 pack match! Not even Manbeast could save him on that one!
Anti_Thespian : Oh will you please shut up. You are always on about how Manbeast cheats. What about poor Grayz? The king has been eliminated! It's awful! Just awful!
azReTRO : Well we are down to the last three men! Two of these men are walked out guaranteed champions, but who is going to walk out with the grand prize? We will wait and see!
Anti_Thespian : Well Wolverine isn't going to last here! It's 2 on 1!
Wolverine is delivering chops to Razor in the corner as the Judge comes over. He is looking to hook Wolverine's arms for the Judgement Day, but Wolverine somehow manages to tip the Judge forward and roll him into a pin!
azReTRO : Excellent technique from Wolverine! ..1 ..2 kickout by Judge!
Razor is back up but Wolverine beats him to the punch. He grabs Razor. Bossman Slam!
Anti_Thespian : Yikes! That looked painful! C'mon Razor don't take that!
Wolverine's up quickly and gets Razor off the ground. He whips him into the ropes and gets a kick to the gut, Razor's head drops!
azReTRO : Wolverine is setting him up here! Gutwrench Powerbomb! Razor is down and probably out!
..1 ..2 Judge breaks the count by pulling Wolverine off of Razor. Judge goes for a boot to the grounded Wolverine, but Wolverine catches the kick and flips Judge to the ground. Wolverine hasn't let go of Judge's leg and quickly locks in the sharpshooter!
azReTRO : Sharpshooter on Judge! He will tap for sure here!
Judge slams his hand down into the mat twice, but Manbeast rules that he is just trying to make his way closer to the ropes. Judge is in a lot of pain here.
azReTRO : He is a big man at 7 foot and the pressure on his legs and lower back must be excruciating.
Anti_Thespian : Well he won't tap! The Judge NEVER taps!
Judge's hand goes up and he lunges for the rope. He is basically screaming in pain here. He doesn't reach it and his hand goes up again, this time to tap out. But at the last minute Razor makes the save, coming off the top rope and kicking Wolverine to the back of the head. Judge is in a lot of pain and slinks to the corner of the ring to recover. Wolverine looks a little dazed and Razor whips him into the ropes! Tilt-a-whirl Orange Crush to the Internet Champion! Razor stands up and showboats to the booing crowd yelling "Your new Champion!" before moving in to pin Wolverine!
azReTRO : ..1 ..2 kickout by Wolverine! Razor wasted a lot of time showboating then! It make have even cost him a title.
Anti_Thespian : That was just a slow count by Manbeast I think.
azReTRO : Oh will you just shut the hell up!
Razor is up and does not look too happy. He has gone up top again and as Wolverine stands up he comes off the ropes looking for the hurricanrana, but Wolverine grabs him as he comes off the ropes onto his shoulders and reverses it into a powerbomb! Razor goes down hard! Wolverine gets up and looks to hook the leg for the pin, but Judge comes across and breaks it up before Manbeast could even start to count. Judge grabs Wolverine and knocks him over. The Judge is looking for the Boston Crab here! But before he can lock it in, Wolverine manages to slip from under his legs and stand up, Judge looks somewhat bemused but he turns around and straight into Wolverine's Weapon X!
azReTRO : Weapon X from Wolverine! This one is all over for Judge!
Anti_Thespian : No!
azReTRO : ..1 ..2 Razor comes across and saves Judge! Judge once again rolls away from the action in pain.
Anti_Thespian : Well thank goodness for that!
Razor and Wolverine continue to brawl but Razor grabs the upper hand, he grabs Wolverine and hooks his arm, and delivers a vertical suplex. Wolverine goes down again and there is blood pouring from his face. Razor picks Wolverine up. Face E-Razor!
azReTRO : That will be it! ..1 ..2 kickout by Wolverine! He kicked out! He kicked out!
Anti_Thespian : What?!
Razor is furious and he picks Wolverine off the ground and hooks his arm. He bring him up for the vertical suplex but holds him there for a few seconds.
azReTRO : This doesn't look good at all for Wolverine. Orange Crush! This one is over for Wolverine this time surely! ..1 ..2 ..3! Finally Wolverine stays down, and now it is down to Razor and Judge for the two biggest belts in the industry.
Anti_Thespian : Well the LOSER here gets the Internet title! Now that's saying something about how hard this match has been. But these two are part of the best tag team in the DiWF! How will they fight each other?
azReTRO : Well we will have to wait and see. And it looks like we won't have to wait long!
Razor is still in a frenzy and drags Judge away from the corner and goes straight for the pin. ..1 ..2 kickout by Judge. Razor boots Judge in the gut and goes for another pin. ..1 ..2 kickout again by Judge. This seems to just be annoying Razor even more and he picks Judge up, looking for another Orange Crush! He hooks the arms and starts to lift the big man, but Judge punches Razor with his free arm and Razor does get him up properly. Judge unhooks his arm and immediately his hand goes to the throat of Razor, and he sets him up for a chokeslam!
azReTRO : A chokeslam here could end this match! Judge has got it! Choke slam! It's over! ..1 ..2 kickout by Razor! Razor kicks out!
Anti_Thespian : I don't really know who to go for here! But regardless, two of my favorites are going to walk out with a belt!
Judge rolls away look extremely tired after such a grueling match up. Razor has rolled towards the ropes but Judge is up and grabs him before he can get there. He grabs his legs and puts him straight into the Boston Crab!
azReTRO : Judge isn't wasting anymore time in this match. He is only using moves he feel will put Razor out of commission and make him the new DiWF Champion. These two know each others game play very well. So I guess it's a good strategy.
Judge locks in the Boston Crab and starts to wrench his back, and Razor is struggling towards the ropes. Razor reaches out and grasps the bottom one, but Judge won't break the hold! He keeps it in and Razor is in a lot of pain on the ropes. Manbeast eventually pulls Judge off of Razor and Judge looks furious at Manbeast! They begin to argue with each other about the call and Manbeast is point to his referee shirt, so Judge pushes Manbeast away from him, and the Manbeast pushes Judge right back, straight into the waiting path of Razor who kicks Judge to the gut and hooks his arm!
azReTRO : This could well be it right here! Orange Crush! Razor gets the move off! He goes for the pin! ..1 ..2 wait! What the hell?! Manbeast has just PUT Judge's foot on the rope and has broken the count! What the hell is that all about!
Anti_Thespian : Well Razor has seen him do it! There could be big trouble here!
Razor stands up and looks at Manbeast furiously! He comes straight at Manbeast.
azReTRO : Wait! What the hell?! Manbeast just kicked Razor to the gut! He shoves Razor between the legs! What is he doing he's the official! Beastiality! Beast has just delivered his finisher on Razor!
Anti_Thespian : Well this has become quite weird indeed. But I like it! Looks like we have a new champion!
Manbeast is screaming at Judge to make the cover. And an exhausted Judge finally starts to move over to him. Manbeast can't be bothered waiting and he throws Judge on top of Razor and begins to count, ..1 ..2
azReTRO : Razor kicked out! Razor kicked out!
Manbeast is not happy and he is yelling at Judge to finish Razor off. Judge slowly gets to his feet and pulls Razor up with him. Razor stands and looks Judge in the face. Both of these competitors look completely worn out. Oh oh! Razor just spat in Judge's face! And Judge doesn't look too happy at all!
azReTRO : Judge wipes the spit from his face and looks pretty furious. He grabs Razor and hooks his arms around Razor's shoulders. This will be it right here. Judgement Day! Its into the pin and Manbeast starts the count, ..1 ..2 ..3! We have a new DiWF Champion! Judge! But look at how he won it! He needed the help of the damned referee to get it done! And what the hell was with Manbeast being special ref anyway?!
Just then Scorbutic makes his way to ringside as Manbeast is helping Judge to his feet with his new championship belt. Scorbutic slides into the ring and raises Judge's hand with the belt, as does Manbeast.
azReTRO : What the hell is this unholy alliance all about?! Have Scorbutic, Manbeast and Judge joined forces?
Anti_Thespian : Well who cares for now! We have a new DiWF Champion. The Judge, after four years, has finally won the biggest match of his career, and the biggest match in DiWF history!
azReTRO : Well I'm not saying that! But he didn't have to win it this way! And of course we have a new DiWF Internet Champion in Razor. He has finally come through and won a big one.
Anti_Thespian : Or lost a big one and won a belt! Ha!
azReTRO : Well join us after the break because there seems to be some strange goings on in the DiWF! What will Razor have to say about this screw job? What is wrong with SX? Will Lex go after Manbeast and Grayz after the way he was eliminated? And what is really behind this unholy alliance we have seen formed tonight?! Join us after the break to find out! This has been azReTRO and Anti_Thespian, and on behalf of the entire DiWF, we wish everyone one of you out there a very Merry Christmas.
Anti_Thespian : And a Happy New Year. See you all after the break!
With that the DiWF goes off air with a shot of Judge, Manbeast, and Scorbutic standing triumphant in the middle of the ring.